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Need your lawn mowed? I own a Ride-on mower and offer professional mowing for an affordable price. I offer discounts for larger plots of land.

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E-mail or call me to discuss. Hey, My yard is 5 acres and I would like to work out some kind of порно ролики самары mowing schedule. How much will you charge for five acres? Do you come weekly?

Please let me know. Where do you live? Yes, I come weekly. I would like you to trim around my sidewalk and patio, порно ролики самары I guess you should factor that into the price.

I just need you to sign a waiver before you mow my lawn for the first time. Let me know when you would be able to do this.

Why do порно ролики самары need me to sign a waiver? The last couple of dumbass landscapers I had working for me sued me for injuries that were their own fault. Forgive me for asking but how were they injured? I find it peculiar that you have been sued by landscapers. Well, let me just say that I inherited this property from my grandfather when he порно ролики самары away.

He was a war veteran and a little bit eccentric when it came to guns. Long story short, he buried a bunch of land mines in his backyard. I had no idea until the first idiot mowing my lawn ran over one and it exploded.

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He lost his right leg and then sued me like a little whining baby, claiming it порно ролики самары my fault. Why would anyone in their right mind agree to that? He had every right to sue you. There is no reason for land mines in Delaware. They are Valmara 69 mines, so you can see a bunch of little prongs poking out of the ground. Just drive your lawn mower around any if you see them.

There might not even be any left. Порно ролики самары could порно ролики самары be duds - these are very old mines. Just forget about the mines and sign the waiver.

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I will never agree to this. Not in a million years. You said you had a ride-on mower, right?

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These are anti-personnel mines, not anti-tank mines. Meaning your mower can probably withstand the blast. The jackass that blew his leg off was using a self-propelled mower.

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I dont want my wittle wawn mower to bwow up! Do I have to go to порно ролики самары if you forget to wear a jacket and catch a cold while mowing my lawn? Dear Mike, Fuck you. New to the site?

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